Who is Raphmoe? A Primer

"Raphmoe" (raphmoe) 12/16/2014 at 10:57 • Filed to: raphmoe, christmas vacation, blogger, journalismism

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A brief list of facts and figures for you on your friend here Raphmoe about who I am and what I love. The picture is of everything great. Cars, motors, trucks, jeremy clarkson, wetness, water, tires, headlights, manual transmissions, and lust. Here are the top 1o things you need to know about Raphmoe, I am a:

Blogger

Journalist

Jalop

Friend of Oppositelock

Man

Myth

Legend

Jackhammer

Lover

Going on Christmas Vacation

TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > Raphmoe 12/16/2014 at 10:59

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Blogger first, Journalist second.

Professionalism.

Leon711 > Raphmoe 12/16/2014 at 11:00

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Are you Orlove?

Raphmoe > TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma 12/16/2014 at 11:00

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Yes. This is Gawker Media; blogging comes first. We practice opinionated journalism here, friend. Welcome to Kinja: the future of truth.

CB > Raphmoe 12/16/2014 at 11:01

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Probably an unreliable source of information, and one you should not let take care of your livestock.

TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > Raphmoe 12/16/2014 at 11:01

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That's why I only use Gawker Media as my News Source.

Raphmoe > TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma 12/16/2014 at 11:03

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Jalopnik is Gawker.

nermal > Raphmoe 12/16/2014 at 11:05

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Raphmoe 12/16/2014 at 11:05

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Kate's Dirty Sister?

TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > Raphmoe 12/16/2014 at 11:07

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I'm aware.

Jalopnik is the only car site I read because of hard hitting journalism like exposing the secret underbelly of Automotive Journalism.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Raphmoe 12/16/2014 at 11:09

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Wait I thought you didn't like Clarkson?

thebigbossyboss > Raphmoe 12/16/2014 at 11:09

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Don;t ever change Raphmoe!

Hermann > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/16/2014 at 11:15

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No.

He's Kate.

crown victor victoria > Raphmoe 12/16/2014 at 11:25

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cool

Kate's Dirty Sister > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/16/2014 at 11:26

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I wish

Being Raphmoe seems like a lot of fun

Party-vi > Raphmoe 12/16/2014 at 11:26

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"4. Friend of Oppositelock"

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Kate's Dirty Sister 12/16/2014 at 11:29

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Confirmation.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Raphmoe 12/16/2014 at 11:29

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I am 2+(2)½ of these.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Raphmoe 12/16/2014 at 11:31

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re: 4

Nope

Kate's Dirty Sister > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/16/2014 at 11:31

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Wow, you get easily convinced.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/16/2014 at 15:05

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Half Life 3!!!!

Jonathan Harper > Party-vi 12/17/2014 at 09:41

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HAHA

Jonathan Harper > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 12/17/2014 at 09:42

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SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Jonathan Harper 12/17/2014 at 09:51

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perfect

Jonathan Harper > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 12/17/2014 at 10:13

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Haha right??! I saw it and the path was clear. So relevant.

Jonathan Harper > Party-vi 12/18/2014 at 13:56

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Absence of Raphmoe today...but Moenica re-appears. HM!

Party-vi > Jonathan Harper 12/18/2014 at 14:02

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I've never seen them at the same time together THEY MUST BE THE SAME PERSON LIKE BRIAN1321 AND WAYMOE

Kate's Dirty Sister > Party-vi 12/18/2014 at 20:53

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Guys, it's RyGuy.

Stop it please. His hooniverse name is Kiefmoe and Tiny Toy Viper made a timeline that is hard to debunk.

We would all like the moes to be Orlove or even Ray Wert, that would be some good conspiracy theory, but I think that, sadly, it's just RyGuy doing this for whatever reasons.

It's still entertaining, doe, he's a lot better as a moe.

As for Moenica, i don't know, it's hardly a troll account because it's boring as fuck.

Jonathan Harper > Kate's Dirty Sister 12/30/2014 at 11:02

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RIP raphmoe

PRBot II > Jonathan Harper 01/03/2015 at 14:27

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Hopefully not.

#10 on the list is "Going on Christmas Vacation". Seems like a rather long vacation, but I remain hopeful for the return of Raphmoe.

Jonathan Harper > PRBot II 01/03/2015 at 15:03

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Hm. Could be, or maybe he just realized that his nonsense was not appreciated here.

PRBot II > Jonathan Harper 01/03/2015 at 23:09

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I was a little sad to see people not appreciating him. He was always "in character", and part of his act was to play dumb. I thought it was hilarious, but I don't think everyone knew that... and misunderstandings ensued.

Jonathan Harper > PRBot II 01/04/2015 at 08:10

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Ya that was pretty obvious but he know too much to play dumb. And 80% of it was dickish shit stirring.